Techniques

A collection of theme park touring strategies, formulated, iterated, and battle-tested by me. Right now I’m just listing them, and this will likely be better organized so it’s not just a smattering.

The Lagoon Challenge

Riding every single ride (that adults can fit on) at Lagoon and Lagoon-a-Beach within a single summer Saturday.

How Fall Fairs Change from August to November

A study on how a fall fair evolves from opening in late August to closing after Halloween.

Water Park Tips

A collection of tips for water park touring.

Disneyland and DCA: All-Day

Using Lightning Lane, Park Hopper, and caffeine to arrive at Disneyland at 7 AM and stay in Main Street until after 1 AM.

In-and-Out

The busy enthusiast’s guide to get an hour or two of adrenaline in on limited time.

In-and-Out: Ultra Hardcore

When you really don’t have more than thirty minutes.

Splash Summit Saturday: Welcome to The World of Pain

Exploring the extremely crowded and colorful world of Splash Summit, smack-dab in the middle of Provo. Standing on the sketchy rotting wood tower, waiting 30 minutes to get in on a Saturday morning, waiting forever for food, and wondering why the lifetime member window is never open. Can we maximize our experience at all? And if so, how?